Sunday, May 31, 2009

Not only the grass is blue...

I am currently "researching" bluegrass music. This is American musicianship at its finest. I'm convinced that these are the best musicians around. What I like about bluegrass is this general feeling of 'unpretentiousness'. Kinda like me.

It's really just about the music not a bunch of nonsense.

If you can listen to Del McCoury and the Chieftains performance of Rain and Snow without crying, please go to a hospital, you need a heart.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Please, Jeff, don't go away mad, just go away.


Please take a taxi to Gwinnett. PLEASE!!!

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

This is the main problem with the U.S. Government

The video pokes fun at Obama, but both parties bear responsibility...

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Still more steroid news...


I, Jason Cleghorn, am hereby announcing my retirement from Major League Baseball today after 14 years of play. Oh wait, that's right I didn't play in the major leagues. I had some talent(OK not much but some). But what really sickens me, as someone who spent a million hours on an Alabama red clay field with 100 degree temps and 98% humidity, hitting soft toss until my hands bled, or catching pop flies until I couldn't hold up my glove anymore, or running until I couldn't puke anymore, is that THESE guys took the place of friends that I had that didn't quite make it.

Life isn't fair and all that bullshit, but I just have to look back in anger ($1 to Oasis) and wonder if my friends that DID have talent and whose idea of performance enhancing drugs was a pinch of snuff, SHOULD have been the A-Rods of this day. We'll never know how many of these guys don't belong in the major leagues.

But I know that for many of us, that baked in that Alabama heat for the love of the game, these losers cheated us all.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

This guy's cousin Arlen...


So news came that Phil's cousin Arlen defected to the Democratic Party today. While as a progressive, OK 'liberal', I suppose I should be happy about this considering this puts the Democrats one defection away from a filibuster proof majority.

There's just something about this that I just don't like. I mean did he just wake up today and decide, well these people elected me, I took millions of dollars from the party hierarchy and I think after I take my morning shit, I'll just become a Democrat.

I mean, really.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

RIP Bea Arthur....






Despite her manliness, Mrs. Arthur had a distinguished Hollywood career both on the big screen, the small screen, and Broadway.

RIP.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Foxes, foxes everywhere...

Coming this weekend, my ode to joy, the Fleet Foxes. And maybe a hat tip or two to Megan Fox(yes LeeR11 she's hotter than Hades).

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Jessica Biel. Stripper Movie. End of Message

So apparently Jessica Biel is starring in a "high brow" Hollywood production, Powder Blue where she will portray a single mom that works as an "exotic dancer" or as we say, STRIPPER.

That sound you just heard was the sound of a million champagne corks, ladies.

Apparently she's been quoted as saying she has tons of respect for those who work the pole. Uh huh, Jess...

Friday, April 17, 2009

So I haven't blogged any this week....


It's been a long week at work... I'll discuss the status of my sports teams.

Atlanta Braves- Meh
Auburn spring football- Meh+
Jacksonville Jaguars offseason- Meh-

War Eagle anyway.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Democrats closer to another Senate Seat in MN

Apparently, former comedian, Al Franken has stolen, I mean won($1 to my liberal brethren) the Minnesota Senate seat he's been wrangling over with Norm Coleman, the incumbent. I don't like Franken very much, I find him VERY annoying, but I suppose as a progressive I should be happy. It's hard to with this guy.

Why the Beatles are still relevant today...

On September 9, 2009, the entire catalog of the Beatles' British albums will be released on digitally re-mastered CD.* This is great news for Beatles fans, who generally derided the poor audio quality of the original CD releases in 1987. Non-fans however, might question why the repackaging of music that is 40+ years old should attract much attention. Consider the following:

  • In 2000, a remastered compilation of almost all of the Beatles' number-one singles, entitled simply 1, sold 3.6 million copies in its first week of release (averaging three copies every second). It is currently the fastest-selling album of all time and the best selling album of the 2000s.
  • The Beatles have sold more than one billion records worldwide, a feat matched only by Elvis Presley.
  • The Beatles were selected by Rolling Stone magazine in 2004 as number one in its list of the 100 Greatest Artists of All-Time. They also topped Billboard's list of the best-selling Hot 100 artists in 2008.
So why is a band from Liverpool, England with a professional career that spanned barely eight years and that last recorded new music four decades ago still not only outperforming their peers, but outselling current big-name artists as well? Good question, and one that I'm not sure that anyone could fully answer. However, let me tell you why I think the Beatles are still relevant.

I didn't grow up in the sixties. I was born in the seventies and grew up in the eighties. I couldn't associate the Beatles with any of their music until I was a teenager. Yet, when I first listened to a Beatles album (1969's Abbey Road), the first thing I noticed was the lushness of the music. The songs didn't sound alike, but they seemed to form a coherent body of work. They were complex, melodic and catchy, but filled with humor and emotion. Further exploration of their music revealed how their early work, which was unique only in that they wrote the songs they performed, morphed quickly into music that was unique and instantly identifiable and significantly more mature. The Beatles expanded the confines of the studio, the definition of rock and roll music, the expectations of the public, the generally accepted standards of their art, and the minds and hearts of millions.

Think about the fact that The Beatles recorded and released, according to the British catalog, 12 albums and 13 EPs between 1963 and 1970 - an average of almost two albums and two EPs per year. That's not to mention 24 songs that didn't appear on the albums to be released as singles. Or the five movies. Imagine your favorite artist of today doing that. Then imagine that only a handful of the albums and singles didn't hit number 1. It's mind-boggling.

But beyond the amazing productivity, the Beatles created beautiful music. Take "Yesterday," just for example. An acoustic ballad about a breakup, it has been covered more than 3000 times by other artists - more than any other song. Ever. Simple and catchy, its poignancy speaks to anyone who ever "said something wrong" and ruined a relationship as a result. Other ballads such as "Michelle," "Here, There and Everywhere," and "Blackbird" rank among my favorites, but the Beatles could rock hard as well. "Revolution" starts with a scream and features some of the nastiest guitar tone ever. "Back in the U.S.S.R," "Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey," "Yer Blues," "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" and "Helter Skelter" are all great rockers, and all appear on the same album! What amazes me the most about the Beatles though is how the same four guys who made "I Want to Hold Your Hand" and "She Loves You" also did "Strawberry Fields Forever" and "Come Together." They possessed a musical range and depth that only a handful of other artists can even approach. Unfortunately, most of those artists are products of a bygone era.

I say unfortunately, because the other reason that the Beatles are still relevant today is that no one has risen up to take their place. The old joke is that when the Beatles' manager Brian Epstein made the claim, as many other managers have, that his group was going to be bigger than Elvis, he was the only one to be proved right. That Rolling Stone list of the the top artists of all time from 2004? Only one of the top 50 even originated in the 1990s. The rest were liberally scattered among the 50s, 60s and 70s, with a handful from the 80s. It's hard to argue that anything has changed in the last five years either. I've read lots of articles lately that blame the internet and the RIAA's reaction to it for jointly killing the music industry, and certainly that has been a major factor. But the other major factor is that there has not been a new artist with mass crossover commercial appeal in decades. The fragmentation of radio has played a part, but I believe that great music will overcome this. My feeling is that the "artists" you actually hear today are all about commercial appeal rather than producing good music. Call it the "American Idolization" of the music industry, although Idol is a more a window into the soul of popular music today than a cause. Rather than pushing the envelope of sound, lyrics, instrumentation, technology and art, it's all about appealing to the widest possible audience with the same bland commercial "product."

The amazing thing about the Beatles, and other bands that made that Rolling Stone list is that they advanced the art while appealing to a broad audience. That is their legacy, and it's why the Beatles may turn out to be the top selling artists of 2009 as well.

*(The early Beatles albums were released with different titles and substantially different track listings in the U.S., generally two to four songs shorter. The original British lineup was chosen for CD release in 1987, an the U.S. releases were subsequently removed from Capitol's catalog.)

Another legend lost... and another...




RIP. Harry Kalas, dead at 73.

Mark Fidrych, dead at 54

Sunday, April 12, 2009

As promised..

The one the only. Betty White.

Meh.com

January 17, 1971 You Don't Love Me...

There are moments in music where you just know.

January 17, 1971 was no outstanding day in rock music history. The Allman Brothers Band(ABB) played this date at a place called the Syria Mosque in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Their set list is similar to many of their other thousands of shows in their short careers with their original lineup.

But there is a moment in this particular song, You Don't Love Me, where for me, they hung the moon. It's around the 9:07 minute mark.

Enough of my particular reminisces with this particular show.

What are the Allman Brothers Band to me? They remind me of the smell of a pine forest, or ice tea sipped on my great aunt's wraparound porch back in Alabama. They remind me of my first beer. What does this band have to do with these seemingly random events and remembrances. Nothing, but yet everything. Listening to ABB takes me to a place that is at once familiar yet almost forgotten.

I can say little that has not been said about this band, before and by more accomplished authors. But I can tell you how this band makes me feel. Listening to an ABB band album is like eating comfort food. It comforts me and makes me see what people in this world are capable of when there is a combination of talent, hard work, and desire.

What can you say about a band with the talent of Duane and Gregg Allman, Dickie Betts, and Berry Oakley, the guts to have an African American drummer, Jaimoe in the post Jim Crow/fall of segregation South, and the desire to seemingly endlessly wander the country playing the music they loved for the masses? What you CAN say, is this is the quintessential American (not necessarily Southern) band. It simply does not get any better than this. An ABB song, instantly improves my mood and outlook. While many of their songs concern dark places, memories, and experiences, there is a positive feeling amongst this material that will forever stand the test of time.

This blog will have many spots dedicated to the ABB memory and legend.

Jason's Band Rating: 10 of 10

Seminal Tracks: Whipping Post, Dreams, Melissa, Statesboro Blues(Taj Mahal), Don't Keep Me Wonderin', You Don't Love Me

Essential Album(where to begin): Live at Fillmore East (this is in my opinion, the finest live album ever made in the history of music)

RIP, Skydog and Berry

A rudimentary drum kit + a sweet beard that I envy= Magic


My first music review will delve into the work of the pride of the rust belt, Akron, Ohio's The Black Keys. I have been heavily listening to The Black Keys for only a few months, as I am late to the party(a recurrent theme unfortunately).

I initially rejected The Black Keys for all the wrong reasons. I thought, another "The" band that probably copied "The" White Stripes. Thankfully for my soul, I changed my mind.

The Black Keys are a two piece outfit, composed of Dan Auerbach, vocals, guitar and aforementioned sweet beard(at times) and Patrick Carney, drums. That's it. But their music is while not necessarily groundbreaking, or original, simply raw, powerful, and moving. At once Junior Kimbrough, at another, Jimi Hendrix circa Woodstock, the interplay between the two is reminicent of the band telepathy reached by Jack and Meg White of The White Stripes.

I believe that Dan Auerbach has some of the best vocalization in current rock music. He has a great voice that is at once whiskey soaked and at other times, seemingly tender. Carney's drums are rudimentary, but provide the yang to Auerbach's yin. He plays them hard, almost as if the next song may be his last. Auerbach's use of distortion, feedback and controlled noise is raw, unfiltered, and unabashed. There are enough variations to the theme in his playing to hold your interest.

Often when I have let friends know about The Keys, their response is, 'All their songs sound the same.' While musical adventurism is admittedly likely not The Black Keys forte, these guys know what they do well and stick to the formula.

Seminal Tracks: 10 AM Automatic, I Got Mine, Till I Get My Way, Your Touch, Keep Me, Heavy Soul.

Jason's Band Rating: 9.5 of 10

Similar to: The White Stripes, Junior Kimbrough ( the entire Black Keys album Chulahoma is dedicated to this Mississippi Hill Country bluesman)

Launch. Introductions. Etc.

Hello World! With apologies to Tiger Woods' famous line, this is my opportunity to announce my presence with authority. Well lets not get too carried away. In this space, I will take opportunity to review a book(or series of books), a 'Betty'(sort of a litmus test of who's the IT girl dujour) and a beat(an album, CD, MP3 download, or whatever the hell other type of music medium that came out yesterday or tomorrow.) Political commentary(likely of a progressive nature sorry red state friends of mine)may be shared given the story of the day.

A little about myself. I'm a 33 year old male, originally from Tallassee, Alabama. currently living in St. Augustine, Florida, just south of the unfortunate home of Limp Bizkit and Yellowcard. Ugh. You know one of those southern towns. I was raised by non-college educated parents, however strangely enough they were very well read. Through them, my love of reading was fostered forever. It continues to this day. As you may expect, in these southern towns, my musical 'influences' ranged from Lynyrd Skynyrd to Boston to Hank Williams Jr. But as they say, things change. As my IPOD would attest, I like all kinds of music from Fleet Foxes to Slayer, Little Richard to Eminem, Metallica to Prince, The Black Keys to Sinead O' Connor. I am currently 'studying' (OK listening) to a lot of Mississippi Hill Country Blues from lesser known artists such as Junior Kimbrough and R.L. Burnside. Oh, women are pretty cool too.

I matriculated at Auburn University where I studied Political Science and History, mainly from far right wing conservatives. I still turned out OK. I did have one progressive professor that wore mismatched shoes and had glasses with one lens. He was cool. Professor Clark, if somehow the stars aligned and you read this blog, keep on keepin' on. I served in the United States Army with pride as a Fire Support Specialist. By the way, that wasn't related to being a fireman. It was a Field Artillery function. I am currently of employ as a local government planner.

I anticipate that I will include both mainstream material, as well as those much less publicized. I would love to have guest contributors. Email me at jasoncleghorn@gmail.com if you are interested. This is your site as much as mine, help me make it the best it can be. /end sappy banter/

This blog is dedicated to my children, who both have an intense love of music and reading and I hope that for their sake, it continues forever.

Jason Cleghorn