So apparently Jessica Biel is starring in a "high brow" Hollywood production, Powder Blue where she will portray a single mom that works as an "exotic dancer" or as we say, STRIPPER.That sound you just heard was the sound of a million champagne corks, ladies.
Apparently she's been quoted as saying she has tons of respect for those who work the pole. Uh huh, Jess...
I respect women who work my pole too. Wait, she was referring to another pole. She should respect herself and come work my pole! My two cents on the matter.
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ReplyDeleteYour best post yet, Talisi. If you would've incorporated Fleet Foxes, it could've been E P I C.
There was a pole at Friday's party. It sure is harder than it looks!
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